Surfing across the silver screen, we pass our verdicts on Sean Connery in The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen and Jonathan Breck as the eponymous Creeper in Jeepers Creepers 2.
Live, Starsailor return for a low-key show at London's ULU, while the Kerrang! Day Of Rock showcases the talents of Sikth, Crackout, Winnebago Deal, Biffy Clyro and . . . The Darkness!
On CD; singer-songwriter Emma Holland, former Add N To (X)'er Ann Shenton as Large Number, the cream of indie in the form of The Thrills, Bell X1, The Coral and The Rain Band, punktastic covers from Me First And The Gimme Gimmes and metal madness from Spineshank and Coal Chamber.
On DVD the West Chester mob return in CKY Trilogy Round One, and in print we have Dan Brown's best-selling The Da Vinci Code, Married To A Rock Star from Ted's wife Shemane Nugent and comic strip Lara in Tomb Raider: Pieces Of Zero.
Lastly, we've got a pile of fully-signed promo CDs to give away in our brand new Murderdolls competition. Till next time . . .